Sunday, January 23, 2022

Top 10 Books of 2021

      Here is my Top 10 list of books from the last year. It marked my official retirement as a bookseller after just over 30 years. Covid blew up my job at Half Price Books and by the time they came back and offered me a different position with less hours, we were settled in with me as Mr. Mom. So, I don't get to see new books every day and I miss that, but I get to spend lots of time with Zaidah and still have time to read. I read Publisher's Weekly every week and that helps some, but I miss the book talk with customers. I read 79 books this year, averaging 1.52 books a week. This was almost exactly the same as last year. I absolutely loved my top two books and then there was a bit of a drop down to the rest of the list.



1.Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir. This was by far the most fun I had reading a book in 2021. Weir is a master at writing excellent science fiction with a good dose of humor. Much like “The Martian”, this is a science fiction novel that people who think they don't like science fiction will enjoy. I read a review that said, “This book is half science experiments, half wacky buddy comedy", and that's a great point. At times, the science was over my head, but it made me want to learn enough to understand it. The relationship between the two main characters is hilarious and ultimately touching. I really can't recommend this book enough. I was raving about it to Ame well before I finished it. She read it quickly and it's her favorite book of the year too!

2.Cloud Cuckoo Land by Anthony Doerr. This is one of those books that will transport you. It takes place across at least 5 different timelines - Ancient Greece, 15th century Constantinople, 1950s Korea, present-day Idaho, and a spaceship several decades in the future. Doerr transported me to all these places, but I found the Siege of Constantinople the most fascinating. All the characters are tied together by a connection to fragments of an ancient Greek text, whether by reciting it, saving it, reading it, or performing it as a play. Look, this is a very hard book to describe, but it's well worth your time. It's very rewarding.

3. A Gentleman In Moscow – Amor Towles. I just finished reading Towles's newest book, and while it was good, I kept thinking about how “A Gentleman In Moscow” was much better. In this one, Count Alexander Rostov, a Russian aristocrat, is sentenced to house arrest in Moscow's luxurious Metropol hotel. Over the next few decades, he interacts with other guests, the hotel staff, and the occasional Party officials. Count Rostov is as utterly charming as this book. 

4. One Last Stop – Casey McQuiston. Oddly enough for me, this is the first of two romances on this list. August is a 23-year-old student moving to NYC for a new start. She shares an apartment with 3 very strange roommates and works in an all-night pancake diner. Nothing is exciting in her life until she encounters Jane, a gorgeous Chinese-American punk rocker, on the subway late one night. August is attracted to her immediately but soon learns that Jane is something between a ghost and a time traveler. August is determined to find a way to save Jane, no matter the cost. Nothing in this book should work as well as it does, but it made me laugh and cry. An incredible, magical romance.

5. War On the Border – Jeff Guinn. An engaging look at Pancho Villa's attack on a United States town and subsequent US Army Expedition into Mexico. The political machinations behind the scenes on both sides are fascinating. A fascinating read for any Texan.

6.Pony – R.J. Palacio. After almost 10 years, RJ Palacio has finally written a book that wasn't tied into her big hit, “Wonder”. Don't get me wrong, I loved “Wonder”, but I wanted to see what else she could do. Let me tell you, this book was worth the wait. Not as magical as “Wonder”, “Pony" seems to be a standard Western tale until you realize that the main character can speak to ghosts. After his father is taken by outlaws, Silas and his best friend set out to find him. He is aided by some strange characters that he meets along the way. Spanning more than a decade, this story is funny, exciting, and heartwarming.

7. The Last Bookshop In London – Madeline Martin. This is the second romance on my list, although I only label it that way because it is published by an imprint of Harlequin. Grace Bennett and her best friend move to London in 1939 to try to get a job at Harrods. Grace ends up working in an old bookshop with an owner who doesn't particularly want her there. When the Blitz starts, it brings some characters together and sends others away. There is a bit of romance in this story, but it is much more about friends, the love of books, and lending a hand.

8. The Galaxy & the Ground Within – Becky Chambers. This is the fourth and final book in the Wayfarers series which just won a Hugo for Best Series. Three of the four have made my top 10 over the years and the other just missed making the list. All of her stories have characters of alien races (including humans) working together. In this book, 5 characters of 4 different races are essentially marooned at an intergalactic truck stop. They must come together to get back in contact with the rest of the universe. The book is both sweet and sad at the same time but above all hopeful.

9. All Systems Red – Martha Wells. This is the first in a science fiction series called “The Murderbot Diaries”, a collection of stories, novellas, and novels that have won 4 Hugo Awards so far. This spot on my list is essentially for all of the series that have been published so far. It features an android designed as a Security Unit that manages to override its governor module, giving it free will. It uses this to watch soap operas and take the occasional job guarding humans. It names itself Murderbot after an assignment goes very wrong. Every one of the stories on the series has been a gem and Murderbot is one of my favorite characters in science fiction. 

10. Leave the World Behind – Rumaan Alam. I hadn't heard of this author before, but this book was fantastic and finished on a bunch of Best Of lists for the year. A family of four rents a luxurious house in a remote corner of Long Island for a week. But in the middle of the night, the owners show up in a panic after being trapped in NYC during a strange blackout. There's no TV, internet, or cell phone service so they can't get any information on what's going on. Over the next few days, they discover more problems with the world around them. The sense of foreboding in this novel will get into your bones.

 Here are a few honorable mentions for the year: Billy Summers - Stephen King, The Boys - Rob & Clint Howard, We Begin At the End - Chris Whitaker, An Unusual Boy - Fiona Higgins, This Is Chance! - Jon Mooallem, The Apollo Murders - Chris Hadfield, and How The Penguins Saved Veronica - Hazel Prior. And the worst book I read this year was Reprieve by James Han Mattson, a story of murder at a full contact escape room. My other one was Hell Of A Book by Jason Mott, which was on several Top 10 lists for the year, but I found so incoherent that I bailed out 100 pages in. 

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Top 10 Books of 2020

     Here are my favorites from the last year. A pretty good year in books (the rest of the year, not so great). I read 80 books this year, averaging 1.54 books a week. This was a full 15 more than the goal of 65 I had set for myself. Chalk this totally up to the pandemic, half a year of not working increased my output quite a bit. A tip of the hat to YA author Andrew Smith whose recommendations led me to Memorial and A Children's Bible. He had those 2 along with Earthlings on his Top 10 list for the year.

 


1. Utopia Avenue by David Mitchell. I have never read any of David Mitchell's books before, but I may check some out after reading this novel. Utopia Avenue is the name of a psychedelic folk rock group that forms in late 1960s England. The book kind of meanders through the next three years as the group starts hitting it bigger and bigger. I loved  the wandering storyline, but could see that some people might not enjoy it as much. There is a lot of name dropping in the book with cameos from people I was familiar with (David Bowie, the Stones) and others I wasn't (Sandy Denny). I found that my Echo was a great reference, having it play artists or songs that I was not as familiar with.Every member of the band was a fascinating character and I came to really care for them and the band overall. Utopia Avenue is all about the journey and not so much the conclusion. 

2. Memorial by Bryan Washington. As the NPR review of this book says "Memorial is a debut novel that feels like the work of a master." It's the story of Benson and Mike, a troubled couple living in Houston's Third Ward. Their relationship is filled with fights and a reluctance to figure out what their relationship truly is. Everything is truly thrown upside down when Mike leaves to take care of his dying father in Japan the day after his mother arrives in Houston for a prolonged visit. Benson is left to keep an eye on, and share a one bedroom apartment with, a woman he's never met. Both Mike and Benson struggle spending time with people that don't want to be around them, but eventually small breakthroughs are made. This book has some of the most honest looks at relationships, both familial and romantic, that I have ever read. Memorial is just an amazing read and will make you feel pretty much all the emotions. Washington published a collection of short stories that was on Barack Obama's 2019 favorite books list, I plan on checking that out also.

3. Earthlings by Sayake Murata. "Deep in the mountains of Akishima where Granny and Grandpa live, fragments of night linger at midday." That's how Eathlings starts, one of my favorite first lines ever. I absolutely loved Convenience Store Woman, Sayaka Murata's previous book, and I was excited to try this one. I wrote my first mini-review of it 12 hours after I finished it and wasn't sure how I really felt about it. At that point I wasn't sure it would even make my top 10 for the year, but I found myself thinking about it almost every day - wanting to return to that meadow in the Akishima mountain. When I sat down to compile this list I realized that it belonged here and should be high on the list. Earthlings may the most fucked up book I have read since I finished Geek Love some 30 years ago. It is at turns devastating, joyous, enlightening, and repulsive. It's a hard book to recommend, but I am sure a few friends will love it. It's a very different book from his first, but so worth your time. It's the story of Natsuki, a young girl that doesn't feel she fits in with anyone. She and her cousin both think they may be aliens abandoned on Earth, and she has been bestowed special powers by a stuffed animal she carries everywhere. Then it starts getting really weird.

4. A Children's Bible by Lydia Millet. This is another odd book that really appealed to me. A group of friends from college still get together every summer along with their families in a huge old mansion. The adults spend their time sampling booze, drugs, and sex. The teens try to find ways to entertain themselves cut off from most of the things they enjoy doing. The book's narrator is Evie, one of these teens and tweens that are contemptuous of their parent's carousing. After a hurricane hits nearby and they are completely cut off from civilization, the parents continue to ignore all around them while the kids decide to run away, leading them into a near apocalyptic environment. It was fascinating to see the adults essentially become the children and the teens step up and look for solutions.


5. To Sleep In a Sea of Stars 
by Christopher Paolini. Another bestselling author that is new to me. This is an epic science fiction story of discovery of ancient alien relics and first contact. Kira is a planetary scientist who stumbles over alien tech that fuses with her body and becomes symbiotic. The problem is that at least 2 previously unknown alien races are looking for this tech and it draws the human collection of planets into it. This is Paolini's first foray into adult fiction and he hits a home run with it. "Stars" is a complete stand alone story, but does leave itself open to a possible sequel. This is easily the longest and most fun book I read this year.


6. The Glass Hotel by Emily St. John Mandel. Much like her last novel, "Station Eleven", St. John Mandel's "The Glass Hotel" defies easy description. It's told through the lives of two characters; Vincent, a beautiful, tough punk/bartender/ship worker, and Johnathan, a Bernie Madoff type conman investor. As the book skips back and forth through time, the lives of these two and friends/family/victims intersect. This is the second book on this list that keeps calling me. I wasn't sure I loved it when I finished it, but I just keep thinking about it more than 6 months later. Two quotes that I love and seem apropos for this year - 

"Do you find yourself sort of secretly hoping that civilization collapses just so that something will happen?"

"I've always had a weakness for places where it seems like time slows down."


7. The Searcher 
by Tana French. I haven't read any of Tana French's works before, but the reviews on this one intrigued me. Cal Hooper, a retired Chicago cop wants to get away from it all, so he moves to a small village in Ireland. He buys a dilapidated house and works on repairing it. One day a boy shows up and starts to hang around. Eventually the boy asks Hooper to see if he can find his missing brother, a teenager no one else cares about. He puts his detective skills to work, but no one seems to want him to find out anything. The book has a good story and characters, but it is French's writing style that made me love this book. Her words transported me to the Irish countryside and made me want to visit, if not just move there myself. A beautifully written work.

8The Splendid and the Vile by Erik Larson. The best non-fiction I read this year. Larson brings to life Churchill, his advisors, and his family during World War II. It brings a more human look at how Winnie helped save England from the Nazis, from scheming to get the USA involved to dangerous midnight walks through London during the bombing in order to survey damage and raise morale. In my opinion, a fascinating look at this part of history.

9Simon the Fiddler by Paulette Jiles. This is Jiles' follow-up to her near perfect "News of the World" from 2016. It takes Simon, a minor character from that book, and tells his story. It ranges from one of the last battles of the Civil War on the Mexican border, to post war Galveston, and settlements in central and North Texas. This isn't an action filled story, it's slow moving at times, but I still enjoyed it all. I loved watching Simon grow as a person, making friends and falling in love.

10. A Pale Light In The Black by K. B. Wagers. This is the first in a series described as The Expanse meets the battle room of Ender's Game. Maxine Carmichael is assigned to Zuma's Ghost, a military spaceship that patrols the solar system. It also fields one of the top teams in the Boarding Games, an annual competition featuring teams from top military infiltration teams. Nothing heavy here, just good fun. I look forward to future books in the series.

   Here are a few other books that I really enjoyed, but didn't make the list: A Cosmology of Monsters - Shaun Hamill, Two Girls Down - Louisa Luna, Eight Perfect Murders - Peter Swanson, The Best Cook In the Whole Word - Rick Bragg, All Things Left Wild - James Wade, and Recursion - Blake Crouch. And the worst book I read this year was Scavenger Hunt by Dani Lamia. PW actually gave it a decent review, but it was simply stupid and dreadful!

  


Thursday, January 2, 2020

Top 10 Books of 2019

     Here are my favorites from the last year. A so-so year for me, only a couple of what I would consider great books, but lots of good ones. I read 65 books this year, averaging 1.25 books a week. This was 7 titles less than the goal of 72 I had set for myself. I put this firmly on the head of Zaidah - somehow a 1 year old eats up a lot of your time.


1. The Nickel Boys by Colson Whitehead. This novel got great reviews and is on several Best Of lists for the year (including Barack Obama's). It is not an easy read, but definitely the most powerful book I read this year. Told in flashbacks, it is the story of one young man's experiences at a dangerous reform school for boys in the 1960s. It is based on a real school for boys in Florida that existed for 100 years. Elwood, a young African American, is sent to the school for a crime he did not commit. While there, he meets another young man, who helps him to survive and get along in this brutal environment. This is a powerful look at inequality that is still an enjoyable read. Whitehead is an amazing writer and I will be going back to look at some of his previous books. 

2. Once Upon A River by Diane Setterfield. While "The Nickel Boys" was the best written book I read this year, this is the book that has stuck with me the most. I keep replaying scenes in my head almost a year later. "River" is part historical mystery and part fairy tale with a big dose of magical realism thrown in. It worked completely for me. It all takes place along a river in England in the 1800s and involves a long missing girl returned to her parents, a stolen pig, and an ancient inn along the banks of a river with many mysteries under the surface. The writing is mystical and beautiful, nothing moves quickly, but at exactly the right pace. “It was better to tell such stories close to the river than in a drawing room. Words accumulate indoors, trapped by walls and ceilings. The weight of what has been said can lie heavily on what might yet be said and suffocate it. By the river the air carries the story on a journey: one sentence drifts away and makes way for the next.”

3. Daisy Jones & The Six by Taylor Jenkins Reid. The Six is rock band that is rapidly moving to the top of the charts and Daisy Jones is the young singer that joins them in this novel told mostly in excerpts of interviews. A highly fictionalized account of the group Fleetwood Mac, it follows the rise to the top and then breakup of a 1970's rock band. I found the story fascinating and it kept me turning pages from beginning to end. This one finished on several Best Of lists also. I finished it and immediately spent the next hour listening to the music of and researching the history of Fleetwood Mac.   

4. Full Throttle by Joe Hill. A collection of horror/fantasy stories by Stephen King's son. I continue to enjoy just about everything Hill releases. There are 2 collaborations with King here, but they were probably my least favorite entries. Some of my favorites - "Late Returns" about a haunted bookmobile, "By the Silver Water of Lake Champlain" a very Bradburyesque story about a lake monster, and "Dark Carousel" about a vengeful merry-g-round. 

5. Nothing To See Here by Kevin Wilson. From the author of "The Family Fang" comes this story about a woman hired to bee a nanny to two children who catch on fire when angry. Wilson has written 3 novels now, all of them strange and all of them compelling. The narrator is not a likable person, but you are soon rooting for her and the these bizarre twins. Not as good as "The Family Fang", which I loved, but still very good.  



6. Sol Majestic by Ferrett Steinmetz. A wonderfully humorous science fiction novel about the greatest restaurant in the Galaxy. A destitute teen guru wins a meal at The Sol Majestic, the most renown and expensive restaurant in known space. The owner and chef change his life, setting him off down a very different road. This novel is good science fiction and displays a love of food not often found in fiction. This one made me cry and laugh out loud.

7. The Calculating Stars by Mary Robinette Kowal. The first in a planned trilogy of alternate history novels, it won the 2018 Hugo and Nebula for Best Novel. in 1952, a meteorite strike wipes out most of the East Coast of the US and triggers climate change that will end life on Earth in the near future. This speeds up the space race and the US starts using female astronauts in the 1960s. This story is told by a mathematician that becomes one of the first. I also very much enjoyed "The Fated Sky", the second book in the series. The third one is due out in 2020.

8. Never Have I Ever by Joshilyn Jackson. I have read everyone of Joshilyn Jackson's books and they have all been very good. My favorite is still "The Almost Sisters", but this one is excellent too. "Never Ever Have I Ever" is Jackson's first true thriller and she knocks it out of the park. Amy Whey is happy with her normal life in a nice neighborhood. Then one might, a new person intrudes on the local book club and she seems to know things about Amy that no one else does. Filled with twists and turns and SCUBA diving, it was a fun read.

9. The Dreamers by Karen Thompson Walker. "The Age of Miracles" by Walker was one of the most original post-apocalyptic novels I have read. Her new novel has been on several Best Of lists for this year. A small community in California is decimated by a mysterious illness that causes people to go to sleep and not wake up. Walker's novels are elevated by her beautiful writing, I very much look forward to more books from her.  

10. The Rosie Result by Graeme Simsion. This is the final book in a trilogy that started with "The Rosie Project". It follows the improbable romantic and family life of Don, a college professor who is very high on the spectrum. While the second book was a bit of a disappointment, Simsion came roaring back with this finale. Don is trying to deal with his 11 year old son who is having trouble fitting in at school. It is very fulfilling to see this character grow so much from a beginning where he could barely deal with other people.    

     The first two books on my list are the 2 that will stick with me for a long time. Honorable mentions to "Where the Crawdads Sing", "The River", "Orange World", "The Chain", and "Lost and Found". My favorite non-fiction book of the year was "The Five" by Hallie Rubenhold. It is the story of the 5 women killed by Jack the Ripper, but it is also the story of life for the very poor in Victorian London. It is gut wrenching at times, none of the 5 women are quite as portrayed in Ripper books. 
.    And the worst book I read this year was "48 Hours" by William Fortschen, an apocalyptic story about how people react to a coming electrical storm. It wasn't horrible, just really boring.  

Monday, January 7, 2019

Top 10 Books of 2018

   Yes, I am actually trying to get this done before the end of the year (Well, that didn't happen). Pretty good, considering I just posted my Best of 2017 list a few days ago! I read 71 books this year, averaging 1.36 books a week. This was 5 titles less than the goal of 75 I had set for myself. My number one pick was an add one, but one that really resonated with me. It got good reviews when it came out, but I haven't seen it on any Best Books lists for the year. In fact, the only book on my list that has been on several Best Of lists is my 9 choice.



1. Convenience Store Woman by Sayaka Murata. I read a review of this in "Publishers Weekly" and thought it sounded pretty interesting. I'm very glad that I decided to try it, because I loved it. Murata tells the story of 36 year old Keiko who has been working in the same Tokyo convenience store for 18 years. Registering somewhere on the autism spectrum, she has never fit in with her family, friends, or schoolmates till she starts working here. All the rules for working in the store and interacting with customers and coworkers are laid out in the employee manual. It is only when she starts to deviate from her established life to make others happy that she starts to have problems. I adored Keiko and was rooting for her on every page to make the best decisions for her own life.

2. Elevation by Stephen King. This is just a novella by the King of Horror, but has jumped into my top 3 of his works. It's not horror at all, in fact, it most reminded my of some of Ray Bradbury's best fantasy. Scott Carey is losing weight, but he doesn't look any thinner. He has decisions to make, including in whom to confide. This is a moving story of friendships, old and new, and determining your own fate.

3. Binti by Nnedi Okorafor  Another novella, this one won the Hugo and Nebula Awards a few years ago, although I just discovered it. Binti is a young woman from an African tribe who had been accepted into the most prestigious university in the galaxy. Her unique skills are needed when problems arise on the trip there. This is the first in a series of 3 stories and I look forward to trying the other two..

4. He - John Connolly  A fictional look at the life of Stan Laurel, half of  possibly the greatest comedy duo ever. The book starts in the beach house Stan lived the last years of his life in and is told through a series of flashbacks. This is definitely not a sugar coated look at his life, he was not wonderful human being, but neither was he a bad guy. And you can definitely feel the love he had for his partner, Oliver Hardy. Although not based on this book, I'm now looking forward to seeing the Laurel and Hardy biopic coming out this year.

5. Record of a Spaceborn Few by Becky Chambers  This is the final book in a science fiction trilogy that started with Long Way To A Small Planet, which was on my Top 10 last year. All three books are very well done and extremely readable, although only loosely connected. 

6. Varina by Charles Frazier  Frazier has now written 4 novels, 3 of them have finished on my Top 10 lists over the years. I love his writing, it's very descriptive. This is the story of Varina, the wife of Jefferson Davis. It mostly concentrates on her escape from Richmond at the end of the Civil War, but her whole history with Davis is covered in flashbacks. She was a very interesting person and not at all what you would expect from the wife of the leader of the Confederacy.  

7. The Great Alone by Kristin Hannah A damaged Vietnam vet moves his wife and teen daughter to a small town in Alaska to live off the grid in 1974. Things go smoothly for a short time, then the father starts to deteriorate.

8. Irontown Blues by John Varley  John Varley is one of my favorite SF writers. His books harken back to the classic science fiction of the 1940s-1960s, but still feels fresh. This is essentially a noir thriller featuring a private detective living on the moon who is hired by a beautiful young woman. She has been infected with an engineered virus and wants to know why. Needless to say, his investigation leads to deeper and darker secrets.

9. There There by Tommy Orange  This is the only book on my list that is on multiple big name Best of lists. This is a slowly developing story about a large group of Native Americans in the Oakland area. As the book progresses the characters are heading to a final resolution a the city pow-wow. 

10. Noir by Christopher Moore  More noir, for shore! This time it's Christophe Moore's take on a noir novel so you know it's going to be wacky. The story involves a beautiful dame, gangsters, mystics in Chinatown, deadly snakes, and possibly a little green man. I laughed all the way through this book.  

   Overall, it wasn't a great year for reading for me. The first two books on my list are the 2 that will stick with me for a long time. The others were good, and I really enjoyed reading them, but I doubt I will remember a lot about them a few years down the road. 
    And the worst book I read this year was "The Man From the Train" by Bill & Rachel James, a true crime novel about a serial killer that operated in middle American between 1898 and 1912. There's fascinating stuff here, but the way the authors tell the story just drove me crazy - it was all conversational and quite disjointed.  

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Top 10 Books of 2017

    For whatever reason, I never posted my best books of 2017 even though I had put the list together. I'm not going to go back and write reviews for them, but there is some good stuff here if you want to check them out.


1. The Almost Sisters by Joshilyn Jackson  Amid chaos in her extended family's life, a comic book creator finds out she is unexpectedly pregnant. I have enjoyed everyone of Jackson's novels, but this one is easily her best. Funny and touching, this shows what family really means.  
2. My Absolute Darling - Gabriel Tallent  An absolutely brutal punch to the gut. Hard to read, but the fantastic writing makes it worth the read. Fourteen year old Julia lives in a ramshackle house with her mentally ill, paranoid father. I don't often read books because of the blurbs, but when Stephen King calls something a masterpiece, I'm interested. 
3. Sourdough - Robin Sloan  From the author of "Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore", an earlier favorite of mine, comes this humorous story of a sourdough starter that seems to have special powers.
4. Long Way To A Small Planet - Becky Chambers  This is the first in a science fiction trilogy that I really enjoyed. It felt old fashioned (in a good way) and thoroughly modern at the same time.
5. News of the World - Paulette Jiles A short novel about a post Civil War former Army Captain trying to return a young girl that had been a captive of the Kiowa for several years to her surviving family.   
6. Celine - Peter Heller  Celine is a 68 year old, ill private detective traveling across the US in a motor home on the track of a criminal with her husband. Based on Heller's real mother, who worked for the FBI and became a detective late in life.
7. Beartown - Fredrick Backman  I am a huge fan of Backman and while this is his best written book, it is dark and depressing. It is the story of a small town in Sweden and it's love and how much it depends on it's youth hockey team.
8. Killers of the Flower Moon by David Grann  The best non=fiction I read this year. The story of the Osage Indians of Oklahoma in the 1920's. When oil was discovered on their land, speculators & con men did everything they could to take it away from them.
9. Strange Weather - Joe Hill  Four short fantasy novels, all good, but one of which I am still thinking about almost 2 years later.
10. The Force - Don Winslow  Fantastic antihero thriller about a group of bad cops and their attempts to hang on to their ill gotten games. 

    And the book I couldn't stand this year was "George & Lizzie" by Nancy Pearl. She may be a great librarian, but this romantic comedy of a book was just dreadful.